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'Bama Big Head Guy Jack "The Face" Blankenship Made The New York Media Tour Yesterday [Video]
 
Overnight sensation Jack Blankenship—who now, apparently, is being known as "The Face"—followed up his appearance at Madison Square Garden with a trip to NBC's Today and Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. It won't surprise you that the sum of national media exposure we've added up for Blankenship equals just short of fifteen minutes. [NBC] More »
Leonard Weaver Will Never Play Football Again [Video]
 
Leonard Weaver was coming off a Pro Bowl season and had just signed a three-year deal with Philadelphia, one of the richest contracts handed out to a fullback. It was his very first carry of the 2010 NFL season, and the play called for Weaver to go right. He went left instead, and his planted leg collided with a helmet, and his momentum carried him over, and his NFL career was over in less than a second. More »
Porto's Nicolás Otamendi Suffered Friendly Fire To The Face In Today's Europa League Match [Video]
 
If the first leg of the Porto-Manchester City Europa League round featured insult, then it figures the return trip to Manchester would feature injury—and this is a nasty one. Porto defender Nicolás Otamendi took a boot to the face in what appears to be a lost cause, as an early (first minute!) Man City goal by Sergio Aguero and three more in the second half put the Portuguese side down 6-1 aggregate. More »
Bobby Jenks Is Not Fat Anymore [Bobby Jenks]
 
Chipper Jones might be fat. You know who is not fat? Red Sox reliever Bobby Jenks is not fat. The photo at right illustrated a Boston Globe story in January about Jenks's back surgery. He won't be ready in time for the first few games of spring training, but he will be newly svelte when he gets there. Now Chipper has an equally rednecky role model. More »
Ten Surprising Things Taller Than the World's Shortest Man [Shortest Man]
 
At 23.5 inches tall, Junrey Balawing is currently the shortest man alive, or so says Guinness World Records. But 74-year-old Chandra Bahadur Dangi, who measures in at 22.56 inches, is now a contender for the title. More »
The NYPD Zagat Guide to Newark’s Best (and Most Threatening) Muslim Restaurants [Guides]
 
Last night, the AP broke the news that the New York Police Department had spent months spying on Muslims in Newark, N.J. "The result was a 60-page report," AP reporter Adam Goldman writes, "containing brief summaries of businesses and their clientele." But was it a surveillance file... or just a guide to Newark's best Muslim restaurants? More »
Kreayshawn Shits in Front of Reporter, Shit-Talks Lana Del Rey [Music]
 
GQ profiled manic pixie rap waif Kreayshawn for its March issue, and the result is a mesmerizing feat of shit. Smoking shit, talking shit, and literally shitting. More »
Teenage Girl Continues to Shoot Basketball Hoops While In a Coma [Weird Things]
 
Maggie Meier, who went into a coma after suffering a seizure in 2008, was somehow still able to shoot a beach ball through a hoop while in her, to use a Margaret Atwood-ism, fallow state. Meier had played basketball for years, and doctors believe that the motion of shooting a basket was so deeply ingrained in her that she was able to do it without thinking. More »
JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst ... [America's Worst Governor]
 

JIM GIBBONS DIVORCE INSANITY: America's worst governor and alcoholic adulterous sex-assaulter crook Jim Gibbons and his power-crazed wife Dawn are finally getting the divorce everybody always knew they'd get, and it's going to be ugly, and the court documents are hilarious. [My Silver State/Las Vegas Gleaner]


Scott McClellan Can't Ruin George Bush Junior's Day [Happy As Ever]
 

The great George W. Bush delivered the commencement address at Colorado's Air Force Academy today, the same day that his former hobbit slave was publicizing mean books about him. Here he is this morning "chest-bumping" a graduate, who has probably already died in Iraq. [AP Photo]


John McCain's Biggest Fan: 'Your Name' [Outdoor Advertising]
 

Your Mom for John McCainOoh looky it's another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps McCain won't accept on his Prideful Outdoor Banners?

We encounter this stern warning: "Demeaning or derogatory names or phrases are not acceptable."

Ken L.
hahahahaha so no "RUN NEGRO RUN"?
Sara S.
no "Truck Nutz for John McCain"
Ken L.
Oh he would only notice really old-fashioned derogatory names and phrases.
Jim N.
no, that is acceptable for mccain
Ken L.
So, no BALDERDASH banners
Jim N.
yeah, not even the TINIEST picture of a lady's ankle!
Ken L.
RAPSCALLIONS MOST UNWELCOME!

Personalized McCain Outdoor Banner [JohnMcCain.com]


Even Little-Girl Hillary Was A Conniving Monster [Abc Afterschool Special]
 


We usually don't like to encourage the comedy YouTube jokes because none of them are funny, or it's something you can watch on the TeeVee, later, on your sofa or whatever, eating your "carry out." But this is great, although it's unrealistic to have an ultimately likable little girl in the role. Also, the dude who is married to Rebecca Romijn directed this. [YouTube/Big Lead]


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